Today is my wife´s B´day. I feel light-headed and warm-hearted so does
my serious Christian humor. So I hope that this will be good
medicine for your heart. Today everyone in high places talks about peace
and security... We got the peace that passes all understanding, but are
we sure we´ve got the best security? Good day!
Eternal Security
Jean-Louis.
We got you covered. Reflection on Security. Original posted 10/2012. Written and published by: Jean-Louis, in response to a post on church covering/shepherding/spiritual abuse found in charismatic authoritarian movements
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(Disclaimer: No other intention than to provide illustration for humor)
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- Cannot be bought, lost, borrowed, stolen, given away, torn.
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Lord Jesus´ Glorious Light
Jean-Louis.
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